Make a scene on Thursdays!

Once upon a Thursday you dared me
you did it first, spilling that damn cup of coffee all over me
Sorry you said, sorry that you walked into me
I took my coffee and did the same and walked away
my start to Thursday was yours to blame.

Once upon a Thursday
you did it first, throwing the newspaper at my head
Sorry you said again, sorry that you did that
I took the newspaper and returned the favor
my start to Thursday was yours to blame

Once upon a Thursday
you did it first, tackling me
Sorry you said, sorry that you tackled me
He ran and I returned the favor
my start to Thursday yours to blame

Once upon a Thursday
you did it first, getting us arrested
Sorry you said, sorry for the whole ordeal
He sat in silence staring at me and I did the same
my start to Thursday was Yours to blame

Promised myself that day
If it ever begins with you again
There will be no sorry, no apologies
I will leave the coffee, newspaper and the fall
Making it my Thursday the best to be you fool!