Leave me alone

Oh how our eyes meet sometimes, I try not to look at you but you just have to go from one way to the next and smile. I know it is polite to greet and smile but I do think you are overdoing it a little!

I gave you everything you have, we don't owe each other anything so it is fine, move on!

Every morning I wake up to the same thing, your annoying smile and that want in your eyes, how much more do you want from me?

The other day when I fell and bumped my knee there you were smiling back at me, you smile because I am in pain, how nice of you to do that. I did not realize my house was your amusement park.

You freak me out. I can understand a greet and smile but do you have to watch me all the time, can't you turn around and do something else?

The only time I get peace is at night when I turn it off leaving you in darkness but as morning comes so you and your smile and longing eyes return.

I wish I could make you angry or we could have a heated discussion about life in there and life out here so we can end up ignoring each other completely. Then you can stop smiling, stop staring and just let me be.

I mean your a fish, how dare you!I was not the one that bought you, that looked at you and thought, how nice, I want one of these. So please stop stalking me and leave me alone!

Thanks Chicken

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Is this it? Could this be? I hear many people refer to the Holy Cow on a daily basis and it got me thinking, is the holy cow something that I have been missing over the years? Does these words have some higher meaning, some greater purpose. brings good luck and fortune to all who uses it's name?

The reason why I am thinking this way is because I use the words Holy Chicken and I am not a 100% sure but if these words have a higher meaning, a greater purpose attached to them I wonder who would win, the chicken or the cow?

What about people who uses other great words like holy frog, or holy mouse, even holy macaroni.  Macaroni? Surely that must be better than a cow, a chicken and a frog?? What does holy macaroni look like, has anyone actually seen a light shining from the sky, bells ringing and from the shadows comes the holy macaroni. 

I am troubled after all this thinking.

Today I felt like taking a phrase and really look at it from a silly and weird perspective but If I can share a secret with you, there is no such thing as a holy cow or all the rest in my life.

 Now act very surprised when I say, my holy chicken wakes me every morning with the screams of our cat ringing in my ears, for it wants FOOD and then the damn chicken starts laughing as I sit up in bed knowing that it is time to get up.

Thanks Chicken, my freaking holy chicken!

Make a scene on Thursdays!

Once upon a Thursday you dared me
you did it first, spilling that damn cup of coffee all over me
Sorry you said, sorry that you walked into me
I took my coffee and did the same and walked away
my start to Thursday was yours to blame.

Once upon a Thursday
you did it first, throwing the newspaper at my head
Sorry you said again, sorry that you did that
I took the newspaper and returned the favor
my start to Thursday was yours to blame

Once upon a Thursday
you did it first, tackling me
Sorry you said, sorry that you tackled me
He ran and I returned the favor
my start to Thursday yours to blame

Once upon a Thursday
you did it first, getting us arrested
Sorry you said, sorry for the whole ordeal
He sat in silence staring at me and I did the same
my start to Thursday was Yours to blame

Promised myself that day
If it ever begins with you again
There will be no sorry, no apologies
I will leave the coffee, newspaper and the fall
Making it my Thursday the best to be you fool!