Monday 6 May 2013

Behind Monday wheel

A fresh new start this is. we all love Mondays don't we,  we get to drop the kids off at school, sit in the dream called traffic and go to work still smiling. It is a perfect day... uh huh if you say so!
Not many out there relates to a Monday as a good one or a mood lifter, but listen to this, there are certain things you can do to make yourself feel better even if it does sounds a bit offish. When the coffee came this morning I could not help but smile at a few.



1.Take a alcoholic beverage to work, this might seem wrong in all ways but there is nothing more refreshing than being the first one in and just enjoying that ice cold taste before it gets busy, that way you are topped up and ready to go. Just don't push it too far and take one for lunch, stick to a limit of two in the morning.

2.Get on a school bus and ask the driver where he is headed, you will notice the weird look on his face as the children sits screaming and laughing from behind. You can even go so far as to say you are looking for your missing cat and can you you check behind the seats.

3.Be a trolley snatcher, at the grocery store keep your eyes on that woman with the fully packed trolley. When she is not looking take the trolley, when she approaches you inform her that it is yours. Don't get yourself into much trouble.

4.Hide the coffee machine at work. Nothing better than a group of people standing ready with their mugs and finding out the coffee machine has been stolen. Off course you will be the one to find it and be crowned Queen or King of the coffee machine.

5.Drive in puddles of water,  this is nasty but there is nothing like seeing someone in a soaking suit or dress wet and dripping,  yelling after your car as you drive past.

6.Take a longer lunch, its Monday so what? The Boss might also feel the way you do about Mondays so he might not even notice.

7.Call in sick, this is a famous one that requires no imagination.  Simply call in and say your flat or house will be under quarantine for the next week due to some virus you picked up at the office.

Not all of these are nice but it could be fun if you dig into it.

 Mondays might be far away from Friday but hey, see it as a fresh start, so that by the end of the week you can say, "I did that!" And Always remember smile and believe in who you are and the Love you give :-)

1 comment:

  1. Ha Ha a different spin for a Monday, I like it...

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